PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A